January 2011
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“Student, “I don’t understand Shakespeare…”
Teahcer,...”
“Student, “I don’t understand Shakespeare…”
Teahcer,...”
November 2010
1 post
September 2010
15 posts
Halen Vader
Mare: You kinda look like Darth Vader.
Me: What are you talking about? I am Darth Vader!
Facebook Group
Me: Did you just fall?
Friend: No, I attacked the floor.
Me: Backwards?
Friend: Yes, I'm freaking talented.
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“I’m a handicap! No, wait! I meant I’m a mechanic!”
– Halen Loves You
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“And that was the day that I ~promised~ I would not sing of love if it does not...”
– The Only Exception - Paramore
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HeartShaped Locket - →
From the last time I saw you, I wondered if what I had done was wrong? Leaving you hanging just like that. Was it a good, or a bad thing? People were looking for me to get pictures, but I was not there because I was already gone. Just like Cinderella, but I hadn’t forgotten my glass slipper, which…
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Omegle Conversation
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THE MYSTERIOUS TICKING NOISE
Stranger: snape
Stranger: snape
Stranger: severous
Stranger: snape
You: YOU PASS
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: haha
You: You're the 8th person out of like, 43
Stranger: what!? that craziness!
You: I know!
Stranger: it should be wayyy more than that!
You: Yes, it should, we're keeping track with a test so could you tell me your asl?
Stranger: 15 f usa
Stranger: you?
You: thank you. Now, I have to go fail more people! Good bye!
Stranger: gbye!
You: 15 f Canada
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“All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of...”
– William Faulkner
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Words
The talents of people astound me. It could be the way they think of the words and meanings and put them into phrases, or the way that they could simply smile and you feel like your flying, or the way that they can kick that ball into the top shelf just slightly over the keepers finger tips and the reaction from the crowd thunders across the field. Even if it’s three people. The emotions of...
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
August 2010
3 posts
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June 2010
2 posts
“This weekend, I hung out with my friends watching Angus, Thongs and Perfect...”
March 2010
10 posts
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRR! I. Am. Snail. Fear. My. Wrath.
“I LIKE PI”
– I have no flipping clue, okay? Pick a freaking person and live with it!
Boored
So, it’s 3: 20 a.m. 3: 23 a.m. and I’m with Mary-Lynn again. Funny how I go on tumblr when she’s with me?
Anyway, she’s falling asleep. And that’s boring, so I just that I’d say.
WAKE-UP MY FRIEND SO THE PARTY MAY NEVER END AND WE CAN LOVE THE WORLD FOR WHAT IT IS, a place we’re stuck with for the rest of our lives….
fun.
February 2010
10 posts
THAT WAS MULIN
So earlier my fabulous viewers of 1, which is Emma, you might of noticed I posted something saying, “I wish I had Emma’s body.” Yeah. That was Emma. And I want Mulin’s body .
“Hot Mess by Cobra Starship.”
– My thoughts?:
It’s catchy
The video is hilarious
Extremely likable
Not a song you get annoyed with right away
BUT
Why would you fall in love with a drunken girl whose old enough to learn how to handle her problems instead drowning herself in alcohol or control her...
Instant Messenger Systems.
Okay, let’s see how many I can name…
-Msn
-MastaMessenger
-Ebuddy
-ILoveIM
-Yahoo
-Gtalk
-AnimeChat
-AIM
-AOL
CAn YoU nAmE aNy...
December 2009
6 posts
http://www.tigafan.deviantart.com →
That’s my deviant art page :)
“Okay, currently Emma and Chelsea are restling and making very disturbing sounds...”
MLIA's :) I love these things.
Yesterday. the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him, “Was that your girlfriend?” He looked the jock right in the eyes and replied “No, it was yours”. I couldn’t stop laughing all period. MLIA
Today I overheard my sister’s jerk boyfriend telling her that...